- Mother fuckers who cut you off on the highway just to exit. You are already in position you mother fucker, why do you need to circle around me? I will just go slower you mother fucker. Fuck you and your mother.

- My fucking car stalling because it is fucking cold. So you are a fucking old car, you have a fucking new engine you metallic shittard. Stop mother fucking dying on me you mother fucking piece of shit. Work for fucking christs sake.

- Random mexican smoking in front of my house. Where in the fuck did you come from you mother fucker? I don't need an audience when I'm trying to back up and park on the curb. Fuck off you retarded beaner. Stop idiotizing my neighborhood. And yes I do know what time it is you mother fucking crackhead it's time for you to go back to mexico. Fucking fuck off.

- Smokers PERIOD. Fucking don't drive and do it at the fucking same time. Do you realize you are traveling cancer. Like a mother fucking metastasizing mother fucking cancer on the fucking highway. You cock sucking black lunged faggots stay in one god damn place and fucking kill yourselves. Driving with the fucking thing hanging out your fucking window is the same as spreading retard, only in this case it is life threatening retard. Fuck you all.

- I AM PMSING. FUCKERS.

So I always am comforted by the idea of a bologna/ham/turkey sandwich along with chips and a banana. I have no idea why. I like to take a bite of the sandwich, take a chip and bite some banana and chew it all together. In fact that's pretty much what I do with most of my meals, chew small bites of each thing together.

Do any of you have similar/unique eating habits?

This was supposed to be a rant about rich people and how the average mortal can never attain such levels of materialistic bliss. But then I got really bored of ranting. Yes, BORED OF RANTING. I am ranting about how it's boring to rant. ROFLMAO. Indeed.

BTW kids, internets makes you depressed

Is liek actiony. Yahuh. I haven't seen an action flick in a while, and it was pretty bloody and stuff. Nothing you haven't seen before. I really hate stupid theater patrons with a burning passion. It's like their mothers forgot to slap them enough. Or they just got slapped around too much and the first brain cells to die were ones dedicated to common courtesy.

I am sorry movie theater, but your charm has been deadened by the very souls you serve. R.I.P. If I ever watch another movie, it shall be at 10 am when the idiots are still in their unconscious stupor and their powers of spreading retard are at a very minimum.

Anywho. Go see Ninja Assassin if you have $11 to kill and want to see some general ninja-ey bloody mayhem.

That you need to check out. If you are humans and like funs games you will liek these awesomely awesome games. HURRAY FOR BROKEN ENGURISH! BLOKEN!

Dragon Age: Origins (PC, PS3, XBOX)
Why to like?
- Engaging storyline
- Excellent Voice Acting
- OMG TEH ITEMS
- LOL ALISTAIR <3...okay almost all charas are cool
- CAN U SAY GOLD GLITCH? LOLZ

Why to hate?
- Fighting system stupid D:
- Graphics are so-so

Demon's Souls (PS3)
Why to like?
- Challenging battles!
- Kewl graphics!
- It's medieval!

Why to hate?
- is hard D:
- gets boring/repetitive after a while
- world tendency wtf?
- BLACK PHANTOM PWN UR MOMMIES D: